Monthly Archives: January 2019

#bifocals #oldman #lasiksurgeryexpired #raybanandy

I was one of the earlier Lasik Eye Surgery adopters in the early 2000’s (they used to cut a thin layer off your eye like a lid, they’d then laser away and finally close the lid back on your eyeball when done for faster healing).

I’ve enjoyed 20/20 vision ever since then, but last year I gamed harder than anyone should. I found myself rocking backwards and forwards whilst playing games (even having microsleeps with eyes open).

Reading chat text at the bottom left was starting to get impossible unless I leaned forwards and reading instructions on microwave packets is near impossible no matter low light or lights on.

Best Cry Ever AUTOTUNED!

On the topic of the homeless; Who else laughed SO hard when they first saw this “Best Cry Ever AUTOTUNED!” video years ago? We recently came across 2 time world champion Rocky’s Intervention, and the Intervention series itself (we watched every single one of them and got more good out of them than bad).

Watch the actual episode below; men being real without women holding their hands, it’s a thing peoples!

things-for-the-grouchiest-person-you-know

Where is the ADD ALL TO CART button?!?!?!?!

One of many.

I’ve been watching YouTube videos of homeless people complaining about how they’re struggling with people (society) running away from them when they’re asking for the time of day (why even care what time it is tbh?!).

I’m scared of bums too now cause the last bum that asked me for spare change (is there even such a thing as “spare change” these days?!) I replied; “Sorry bro I got no coins on me” (I didn’t have anything but my ID and bank cards). He replied to me: “You will be sorry!!!” which kinda caught me off guard.

#discuss

Urgh.

I’m fighting the fight, but I feel like I’m alone most of the time. Funny how a family friend who can look into the past told my sister that I was once an astronomer; and that I was ahead of my time, and everyone in the town thought I was mad.